Dear Kettle Brand Potato Chips,

I'm partial to your blue-bagged flavor, salt & vinegar. Recently I have been experiencing salt & vinegar cravings like never before, and today, half a jar of pickles just wasn't cutting it. So, I'm glad your chips are backed by a commitment to sustainability like wind power, solar power, green building and biodiesel, because that means it's almost like I'm doing something healthy when I eat them. And because your chips come in a bag that's matte, instead of shiny and plasticky, it's almost like I'm not purchasing two types of waste products in one! Delicious midnight snack, thank you very much!

Salutations!

Holly

P.S. What exactly is green building??